How not to self tan

We have been giving Cooper a hard time for looking like a popsicle for the past 3 days. My mom thought it looked like the early days when self taners always make you look orange. He is anxious to get this stuff off, but he can't shower quite yet. His incisions look good so far, but we are going to be super careful. A wound infection means the pacer automatically has to come out. We are thinking of installing a hand sanitizer pump anchored next to our doorbell ringer!